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SB3 – Social Media Loses It as President Does Nothing Controversial for 24 Hours

A near meltdown recently occurred on social media and news outlets when the President of the United States didn’t do anything out of the ordinary for a full day. this strange turn of events has political pundits on both sides scratching their heads…not to mention the chaos that resulted on social media.

Liberal news show hosts expressed outrage as they were left to attempting to talk about real issues. Conservative show hosts were speechless, that is, they were after they had begun defending or clarifying the president’s actions, when their news producer told them in their earpiece that the President didn’t do anything recently unpresidental.

Users across all forms of social media were left to simply sharing pictures of their plate or their cute animals. Some even combined the two, showing their adorable pets eating! However, some would not go down without a fight. Those on both sides of the spectrum expressed their anger about the situation.

One liberal was quoted as saying, “Can you believe this? It’s just more proof that the election was rigged and Saint Hillary was the real winner!!” Then frequent #alwaystrump defender, George Bush (not to be confused with either former president or any of their family, but actually a distant cousin of Al Gore), stated he didn’t know what he would do with all the free time he had on his hands, moaning he might actually be forced into having a civil conversation online.

However, there’s good news…as this report was ready to post rumor was the President would soon be sending at tweet or two.

Disclaimer: No real bees were harmed in the process of creating this imaginary story.